by Ela Darling • Uncategorized • Tags: damsel in distress, feet, life, site issues
I’ve gotten a few emails from hopeful yet under-informed fans asking to buy my worn, dirty, smelly, foot-fetish-tastic stockings this month. The answer is yes! You can request it from this very website! And it’s grand because that means there’s a few less items for me to have to carry to the laundry station! Click [...]
by Ela Darling • Uncategorized • Tags: bondage, juicy pink box, press, shoot, Vaginas
Lots of exciting new things are happening! Tomorrow, January 25th, I will be on Spice Radio on Sirius/XM 248, as a guest on the beautiful Taylor Wane’s super sexy radio show. If you click the link, you can sign up for a free online trial so you can listen in!
by Ela Darling • Uncategorized • Tags: current events, juicy pink box, life, models, parties, press, progress, travel, Vaginas
(Edited at 1:30 pm, 1/26/11 to include more pictures! Check out a gallery of pics here!) Ladies and gentlemen, please behold: my Fairy Pornmother, Jincey Lumpkin Esq. I emailed Jincey a few weeks ago when I was casually considering going to the Adult Entertainment Expo/AVN Awards in Las Vegas. I asked Jincey if she was [...]
by Ela Darling • Uncategorized • Tags: geekery, husband, life, travel
Holiday time snuck up on me like a serpent through the brush and I’ve been twitching in it’s coiled grasp, immobile for weeks, gasping for breath, floundering in the tryptophan daze from family dinners, Christmas breakfast, and alcohol laden late night comfort food binges with siblings and close friends.
by Ela Darling • Uncategorized • Tags: current events, geekery, Girl power, juicy pink box, press, travel, Vaginas
I’m in the car on my way to AVN in Las Vegas! This weekend, we’re renaming it Las Vag-us. My new friend Paige came through for me at the last minute and is driving me out. Unfortunately I had to miss the first day of the expo, but I’ll be available for interviews and autographs [...]
by Ela Darling • Uncategorized • Tags: current events, Drama, Los Angeles
There is so much drama in the porn world right now! So it appears that the State of California has denied the Adult Industry Medical (AIM) Clinic a license to operate as a community clinic. WTF does that mean?
by Ela Darling • Uncategorized • Tags: bondage, current events, Girl power, husband, life, progress, travel
After a breakfast of red wine and apple pie, I decided today that I’ve really reached the end of excusing my days of sloth, 30 Rock, and getting a libertarian hard-on over the public outcry over the TSA’s freedom fondling. I’ve cached out the excuse, “I’m resting up after a long week of hardcore bondage” [...]
by Ela Darling • Uncategorized • Tags: damsel in distress, life, Memories
“And if you come around saying sorry to me My daddy’s gonna show you how sorry you’ll be” Read More