AVN 2012 is Nigh! 1
Somebody pinch me because good golly, I must be dreaming. Is it really already time for AVN again?
It so very much is!
I am departing this very evening on my journey to the best damned smut expo you’ll ever see. I am scheduled to sign at the Girlfriends Films booth on behalf of Juicy Pink Box once again, flanked by the lovely Charlie Ninja and my very own Fairy Porn Mother.
I learned, thanks to the trusty ol’ Girlfriends Film Website that my signing times are:
Ela Darling: Fri. Jan. 20 1pm – 5pm; Sat. Jan. 21 10am – 12pm
So FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY seems like the best time to snag a gander at this quivering ball of stage fright and nerves in expensive couture me! Since I’m arriving a day earlier than I expected, I might pop by the booth on Thursday too. I’ll update this post if that’s the case.
Did you know that I call Jincey Lumpkin my “Fairy Porn Mother” because of AVN? Last year I was using the power of only half of my ass to decide if I should go to AVN or whatever all that hullabaloo is about. She stepped up and whipped me right into place! Read more about that in this old blog post.
Or perhaps you’d like to see pictures from last year? Check them out here. 
If you see me at AVN, please come say hello! I need all the love I can get! I’m sort of freakishly shy in big situations like that and red carpets terrify me.
Seriously. If I opened the old victrola cabinet in my living room and there happened to be a boggart living inside, I would see red carpets everywhere. Picturing Neville’s grandma’s wardrobe only makes that kind of thing worse.
Jan 19, 2012 @ 04:05:23
Be strong, Ela Darling. Float above it all.