• Overnight Parking

    I re-uploaded a higher quality version of my hot, exhibitionist, public masturbation video, Overnight Parking, to Playpen! Go check it out!

  • New Video: Tequila Masturbation

    To celebrate the official launch of Playpen I’ve posted a new video called Tequila Masturbation in Black and White which is pretty much what it sounds like. I drink tequila, smoke cigarettes, and get right to town. It’s pretty awesome. Yum.

  • What People Think I Do

    I made a “What People Think I Do” meme for porn stars. Have fun.

  • Body Oil: Ela vs. Vera (New Video)

    I just posted another new video to my Playpen profile: An artsy black-light wrestling of lust and bodies with a beautiful girl named Vera Baby in a video called Body Oil: Ela vs. Vera. It features breasts, vaginas, body oil, wrestling, and other smutty goodness. I also changed the cost of the videos to be [...]

  • Masturbation in Wolfords: New Video on Playpen.com

    I posted another video to my Playpen profile. Nothing better than pantyhose masturbation videos on a Friday afternoon, amirite? I didn’t think I would post another video so quickly, but my finger slipped and made this public! Whoops. Well, if you like feet, pantyhose, and the amalgamation thereof, you might like my new video, Masturbation [...]

Masturbation in Wolfords: New Video on Playpen.com

Masturbation in Wolfords: New Video on Playpen.com 0

I posted another video to my Playpen profile. Nothing better than pantyhose masturbation videos on a Friday afternoon, amirite? I didn’t think I would post another video so quickly, but my finger slipped and made this public! Whoops. Well, if you like feet, pantyhose, and the amalgamation thereof, you might like my new video, Masturbation [...]

Farmer’s Market: My New Video on Playpen.com

Farmer’s Market: My New Video on Playpen.com 2

You’ve been waiting for goddamned ever for me to post videos for your off-beating pleasure. You can finally find them on my profile at Playpen.com. If you buy my videos with tokens you purchase through my links, it is extra helpful for me. Let me finally show you what I mean by “Pretty Porn for [...]

AVN 2012 is Nigh!

AVN 2012 is Nigh! 1

Somebody pinch me because good golly, I must be dreaming. Is it really already time for AVN again? It so very much is! I am departing this very evening on my journey to the best damned smut expo you’ll ever see. I am scheduled to sign at the Girlfriends Films booth on behalf of Juicy [...]

Happy National Fisting Day! 0

No time to write, on my way to see the band Pomplamoose, but check out this sweet video I made for today, National Fisting Day! The shitty conversion only lasts for the first 9 seconds!